Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Evans Spotted at BCS Championship Game

A source close to Evans claims that Thayer dressed up as Cecil Newton and attended the national title game between the #1 ranked Auburn Tigers and the #2 ranked Oregon Ducks in an attempt to discredit Cam Newton and the Auburn Tigers.

After being fired by the North Korean Government as Minister of Propaganda, Thayer Evans reportedly spent a month in Tibet over the holidays. It is apparent that peaceful reflection and meditation were no cure for Evans' incurable desire to lash out against Cam Newton and the Auburn Tigers. To think that such vindictive measures under the guise of "sports journalism" all stemmed from a neighborhood pickup basketball game defeat is just mind-boggling.

If it makes Mr. Evans happier, he can continue to write his hate filled opinion pieces for FoxSports.Com. It is widely known that some form of mental activity, no matter how minute, is healthy for disturbed individuals. So, Thayer Evans, bless your heart, and keep on trying to become normal. If hating Cam Newton and the Auburn Tigers is your road to recovery, then stay the course. Maybe one day, you will reach your goal.

In the meantime, the Auburn Nation will be praying for you. Sometimes people with mental illness can make a full recovery--you never know unless you try!!

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